I HAVE THREE WORDS THAT WILL BRING JOY TO YOUR HEART:
little league quidditch
#all brooms fly like 3 feet off the ground#the bludgers are stuffed animals#keepers often get distracted by clouds#the seekers are better at playing tag than catching the snitch#games are over when it’s naptime
If I ask you something, and you say no, I will spend the rest of the year yelling at myself that I should not have asked you in the first place.
#it is a hard life when you are hard on yourself
Captian Swan feels so strong rn
My best friend and I offered to bring free cheeseburgers right to their house, to the first three people who commented on my status, and NO ONE WANTED ONE
Well except for this one guy who we previously established before the status but he doesn’t count
WE OFFERED TO BRING FREE CHEESEBURGERS TO PEOPLE’S HOUSES
AND NO ONE WANTED THEM
Y’ALL MOTHER FUCKERS NEED JAYSUS.
i just realized tater tots is short for potato toddlers and i don’t know how i feel about that
I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.
He brought it to school today and I’m just-
is all of that
Imagine a butterfly talking. Imagine a butterfly gently landing on your shoulder and whispering the Gettysburg Address in your ear