don’t romanticize the past. romanticize the future. the future has starfleet
pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms
I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke
u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life
the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope
are you calling bumpercar cabbagepatch ugy
well you have to admit that baggageclaim carousel is a little strange looking in the face.