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johnegbort:

good conversation starters

  • omg so i was jerking off right and then„„
  • CRASHES THROUGH UR WALL ON MY SCOoter
  • did u see that thing on tumbler 
  • would u like to talk about ou r lord and saviour jesus christ
  • I JUST FELL OFF A CHAir 
  • get in loSER WE’RE GOINg #SWAGGIng

bad conversation starters

  • hi
  • hello
  • hey





hey guies look at these funky pictures of me


Sep 2014 with 7 notes






tastefullyoffensive:

[klown13]





gublernation:

relax! it’s tuesday

matt wat r u doing there ahhaha

gublernation:

relax! it’s tuesday

matt wat r u doing there ahhaha






keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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imagei wasn’t joking






krusca:

bootycap:

i didn’t ask to be a fan of chris evans

i didn’t ask to have my life disrupted by a fucking meatball of a man who’s half frat bro and half sensitive artist

why this

i didn’t ask for this

look he even makes the face that i do when i have to deal with his existence

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drbennedict:

ipartywithicarly:

what do we do now??

drbennedict:

ipartywithicarly:

what do we do now??











spreadyourwiings:

socially-inactive:

pyroluminescence:

I’M

I LOVE YOU KAREN

Dying






anakistarsong:

zing-noir:

River otters at the Zoological & Botanical Garden in Ichikawa, Japan

omg the last one he pops up ahjfskghfagskjfkhdjs ahahaha

This is what heaven looks like…






i-effed-it-all-up:

i don’t drunk text, i sad text. i text ppl at night when i am the most lonely and vulnerable, and i cannot be held accountable for what i say under the influence of feelings






condradictinghoroscopes:

lucybellwood:

potatofarmgirl:

Hello Ye Cutest Arm Nubs Mcnubbycutes.

EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY.

ffgyjjgdrfthj






combeferret:

LOOK AT THE CUTE BABY KITTY

combeferret:

LOOK AT THE CUTE BABY KITTY











the-goddamazon:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.