Such a good mama 😊 #daisy #teeny #pitbulls #puppy #pitbullpuppy #lovethem
This blog is like David Tennant and Benedict Cumberbatch in your bed with nutella. Get at me, fanbitches.
I was singing “Somebody to Love” at karaoke tonight (I am a very good singer-important detail) and this slightly annoying dude I just met who was trying to hit on every girl in the bar just grabs a mic and starts singing along with me at the big finale ending of the song (which I had been lookong foward to killing all night) and I don’t ever get pissed at anyone or anything but I swear on the Doctor at that point I was the most pissed off I have ever been in YEARS. He couldn’t even fucking sing and he absolutely ruined my high note. I don’t fuck around with karaoke son. I kick ass at kareoke. I sing Helena by MCR and I get a free shot of whisky from the crowd. I get cheers and people actually paying attention to me. I get the pure, one of a kind peaceful happiness that takes me away from my shit life by being up on stage and just doing one of the things I love most. Don’t fucking march up in the middle of my song that I patiently waited 2 hours to sing and ruin everything. No. Rude.
Such a good mama 😊 #daisy #teeny #pitbulls #puppy #pitbullpuppy #lovethem
rebloggable, as requested :)
this is the most accurate description of how awful periods are that i have ever read. *slow applauds*
fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them
and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them
I just searched my first and last name on howmanyofme.com and I thought I would be the only scott with my last name, but there are 2 in the united states and I got really mad! and then I googled my name to see if I could track down this other scott and I found out he lives in florida so I got really pissed off. but then I realized I’m named after my dad
petrichorandrose.tumblr.com turned 3 today!
Omg I just got an email with this I’m touched I really am haha
Hamster Butts [via]
I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and
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yeah
Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u
Hello I have not posted in a few days
The Mortal Instruments Series happened to me again…
I stayed up until 3 am reading the last 250 pages of the last book ahaha…
I don’t know what it is about that series but I can just read it over and over again—so many twists and turns!
Pretty sure I am in a book binge. Yay! Thank goodness for the ability to download free books to my kindle…
looks like someone foiled my plan
oh come on guys my mom yelled at me for wasting her tin foil for this
This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”
I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way.
