I was singing “Somebody to Love” at karaoke tonight (I am a very good singer-important detail) and this slightly annoying dude I just met who was trying to hit on every girl in the bar just grabs a mic and starts singing along with me at the big finale ending of the song (which I had been lookong foward to killing all night) and I don’t ever get pissed at anyone or anything but I swear on the Doctor at that point I was the most pissed off I have ever been in YEARS. He couldn’t even fucking sing and he absolutely ruined my high note. I don’t fuck around with karaoke son. I kick ass at kareoke. I sing Helena by MCR and I get a free shot of whisky from the crowd. I get cheers and people actually paying attention to me. I get the pure, one of a kind peaceful happiness that takes me away from my shit life by being up on stage and just doing one of the things I love most. Don’t fucking march up in the middle of my song that I patiently waited 2 hours to sing and ruin everything. No. Rude.
fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them
and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them
A band called Bendydrum Cumbersticks
I just searched my first and last name on howmanyofme.com and I thought I would be the only scott with my last name, but there are 2 in the united states and I got really mad! and then I googled my name to see if I could track down this other scott and I found out he lives in florida so I got really pissed off. but then I realized I’m named after my dad
Hello I have not posted in a few days
The Mortal Instruments Series happened to me again…
I stayed up until 3 am reading the last 250 pages of the last book ahaha…
I don’t know what it is about that series but I can just read it over and over again—so many twists and turns!
Pretty sure I am in a book binge. Yay! Thank goodness for the ability to download free books to my kindle…
looks like someone foiled my plan
oh come on guys my mom yelled at me for wasting her tin foil for this
I think your first heartbreak ages you five years by the end of it